Merry

Attention all potential adopters: Our adoption fees will be increasing to $300 for all dogs, adults and puppies, effective August 1st. Thank your for your continued support! Meet Merry! Merry is a fat little dog whose only joy is food. The Dr. says she's obese but we here at Rescue Ranch know she's actually bursting at the seams with hatred. She is sure to hate you, your neighbors, your mother-in-law, your taste in music, and your daily outfit. Surprisingly, she tolerates other dogs and some cats, but will not tolerate fun, late dinners, laughter, or happiness of any kind. Who knew so much loathing could come in such a small and cute package? If you're looking for a judgmental friend to sit on your porch and bring trauma to your community, look no further because Merry is the dog for you! Just be sure to bring lots of treats, it's the only thing to crack the code to Merry's cold heart. We ask for a $300 donation for all of our adult dogs. All of our adult dogs are neutered/spayed, microchipped, have had their Rabies, Parvo(5-way), and Bordetella vaccines. APPLY NOW!